We rate the fantasy media's worst takes 0-100. Higher score, bigger BS. Updated every Tuesday.
Mainstream FF Twitter spent the week trying to convince contenders to ship Bijan for a 2026 pick package. We dug into the touches, target share, and red-zone trends. This take is panic-selling at peak BS.
Half right, half wishful thinking. We break down the Bears situation, the route tree, and why he's a tier-2 asset — not a tier-1. The premium ranking sites jumped the gun.
Surprisingly defensible. We agree with the framing, mostly disagree with the names. Here's our three-deep board for the 2026 devy QB class and who they should've actually said.
Listener trade questions, settled. No hedging. Buy, sell, or hold — we pick a side.
The contender-rebuild trade everybody's running in their league chat. We break down which side is actually winning, by how much, and the three scenarios where the verdict flips. Spoiler: ADP is lying to you.
// VerdictBuy!Superflex shootout. Real answer might surprise you.
// VerdictHold!Closer than the BS sites would tell you. Context matters more.
// RankingsForget consensus. Where the contrarian value actually sits.
// Devy WatchNames you won't hear on the major shows. Stash before the price moves.
Free AI-powered tools built on the same agents we use to research the show. Trade questions get full breakdowns. Mailbag goes straight to next Tuesday's episode.
Paste any dynasty trade. Get an honest breakdown of who wins, by how much, and the three tiebreakers that could flip the call. No hedging.
Got a real dynasty question? We answer the best ones on Tuesday's pod. Drop your handle so we can shout you out. Bring the hard questions.
A Cardinals homer and a Rams die-hard who somehow stay friends. They go to games together. Then argue about it on the pod.

"Bird gang for life. Carl is wrong about everything."

"Stafford St. resident. Super Bowl LVI never forgotten."



